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Tone Piece – Kim Jong Un Edition

Kim Jong Un, the greatest leader of them all. Although you might not think of it at first, he was able to reduce the amount of overweight people in his country to just him, and he has good relations with Russia. Two great things to start the perfect Utopia, right?

This world leader, although famous, is not the most searched “Kim” on Google. He’s behind Kim Kardashian and a few others nobody has ever heard about. He would be the most searched term on YouTube, if only it was allowed in his own country. But to be honest though, it’s probably a good thing he can’t search up satires of himself, as he does have his finger on the launch button every day.

According to him, it seems necessary to maintain an electric fence that can just be dug around rather than support his people with, you know, small things like food. It’s probably on his To-Do list, but you never know with Kim. Overall…. He’s got some work to do.

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The Rusted Bus

The truck. A simple truck. It didn’t know what it was in for on the day of the crash. The truck was black and grey, along with everything around it. He had a crisp silver lining at his front, with his rear that seemed to be constructed with already rusted parts. He’s been on a plethora of different jobs, including transportation during the second Great War. Now, after all his adventures and excessive use, he retires as an old truck in Belgium that now is used for transporting building materials. All has been well ever since the war, where he was lit up by a series of rounds from a German G43 Rifle. For his brave service, his driver at the time was rewarded with the truck after the conflict.

 

He then found himself puttering around in Belgium, then one day, his owner was pulled of the truck on their routine trip through the market. Another man flung into the driver’s seat and pushed down the ignition. They traveled to the top of the market ramp, through the cobblestone buildings, and with all the speed he was forced to muster, the truck was slammed into the wall. After the damages, all he could see was him within a wall, over a marketplace with others looking up at him.