Tone Piece – Kim Jong Un Edition

Kim Jong Un, the greatest leader of them all. Although you might not think of it at first, he was able to reduce the amount of overweight people in his country to just him, and he has good relations with Russia. Two great things to start the perfect Utopia, right?

This world leader, although famous, is not the most searched “Kim” on Google. He’s behind Kim Kardashian and a few others nobody has ever heard about. He would be the most searched term on YouTube, if only it was allowed in his own country. But to be honest though, it’s probably a good thing he can’t search up satires of himself, as he does have his finger on the launch button every day.

According to him, it seems necessary to maintain an electric fence that can just be dug around rather than support his people with, you know, small things like food. It’s probably on his To-Do list, but you never know with Kim. Overall…. He’s got some work to do.