Greetings Mr. Johnny,
I am afraid I have some very dreadful and depressing news. Your whole family, including your dog and fish, are being kept hostage by a Siberian terrorist organization and are probably going to die. We are focusing all of our efforts on savings missions but most have failed (usually to assassinations). The chances of any savior missions succeeding are close to null. These people are ruthless and don’t stop for anyone. What they ask for ransom are the nuclear missiles that the military have. Even though you are one of our most important generals, we can’t risk the safety of America to your family. Any missions will now be terminated.
20 hours later…
Hello again Mr. Johnny,
I am sorry to report that your fish and dog have been brutally murdered by being decapitated and more will die if the ransom is not given. But, there just pets so they don’t matter. Again, I am sorry that we can’t help. It seems as if your world may be filled with dark clouds now and I offer my condolences.
10 minutes later
Hello Mr. Johnny,
pheewww. Okay, yep. Everyone is dead. The ways in which they were murdered may not be pleasant to hear. I would definitely understand if you want to leave your job and spiral into a deep depression. The job is yours if you ever decide to climb out of the dark hole of hurt and horror.