1 – WHAM! Went the locker as I, Jake McLarson, locked puny little Kevin Sans inside his own locker. Kevin was a weird guy. He was a Sans, which means that he was super rich, and very smart. But that also means that he is skinny, has glasses, and is easy to pick on. Ha. I am so much better than him. I am cooler, actually have friends, better, don’t need to be smart, and did I mention superior to him? No one should let him go to Farmington High, in New Mexico. He is too smart. And belongs in a preppy private school that no one wants to go to. Oh, there is his sister, Hermione, if possible she is worse. She is smarter and a lot less cool the awesome Jake McLarson, who is the best person on the Earth. Oh I am the best.
WHACK! Went the base-ball on the bat the next day. CRACK! And OW! As it hit Kevin Sans in the head. “Ha” I laugh “Take that! I have such good aim, that I can hit you from a mile off!” I am so good at baseball, and every other sport in the universe. I am awesome at everything I do, everything I try, just everything.
2 – WHAM! Went the locker as the big bully, Jake McLarson, slams me into my own locker. I am scared, and don’t feel like I belong. “Ha, there is little Kevin Sans, locked in his own locker. If I was in there I could get out like that. But I wouldn’t fit. I am too strong.” Jake said. I am scared, I look very small, and like I am a kindergartener instead of a 10th grader. Farmington High in New Mexico is scary. I am always intimidated by everyone, especially Jake. That guy scares me. I am always so frightened by him, and feel like I don’t belong, or I have done something wrong whenever he is around. He is just so tall, and everyone likes him. I am just puny little Kevin. Who is super smart, and has a really pretty sister named Hermione. I have nothing important about me and I always feel cold sweat running down my neck whenever I am in front of people. I am always scared that I do something wrong. And sometimes I think I am doing something wrong because people are staring at me, and snickering.
WHACK! Went the ball as it hit off of Jake’s baseball bat the next day. CRACK! And OW! As it hits my head. I am crying inside. I am scared now, because I know I will be made fun of, and laughed at, and I don’t want to be laughed at! “Ha” laughs Jake McLarson “Take that! I have such good aim, that I can hit you from a mile off!” He is so good at everything. And I am not. It is weird. Because I get laughed at if I do something wrong. He doesn’t.