In a meadow full of blossoms lived a cow that was ecstatic all the time. She made jokes about her herd and told them to other people. Driving by her herd, one would often see a cow telling jokes or teasing her friends by playing pranks on them. That was always, every time, her. Her name, what she was called by was The Laughing Cow. Every single day, she would work so- SO hard on her writing skills. Preparing each and every day for her final and most cunning prank of all. After pondering for several weeks, at last she decided what she would and could do. Using an aging and dusty billboard, she used a sharpie to inscribe in big bold letters the words: “Don’t Cross this Field unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds. The bull can do it in 10.”

After this, she settled down in a patch of shady grass and slept.