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The Conclusion

As our journey reached a close, the rag-tag team of self-proclaimed heroes composed of Adam, Brian, Janay, Arjun and Caleb grew downtrodden . We had a resplendent expedition working with Mr. Self, and our end-of-WEP cumulative presentation caused us despair. We utilized our time this fine afternoon to present our findings regarding the relationship between customer acquisition costs and revenue as different variables such as training time, percent commission and customers per year are changed. The Bovine One was unable to successfully implement the program he spent so long on yesterday as he is unfamiliar with the coding language that he was writing in, so the logic of the program worked but it was not able to be administered. Despite this brief hiccup, the team was able to swiftly move along and present our findings over pizza that Mr. Self so graciously bought for us as we bonded as a group. This experience was incredibly enriching for all of us as we learned many different facets of the business behind any business. Thank you to Mr. Self for accommodating our shenanigans so aptly and we are very glad to have partaken in this WEP.

Moooo-dern Solutions for Moooo-dern Problems

The infinitely illustrious crew has once again struck metaphorical diamond ore but we didn’t have an iron pick for its collection. The cadre of intellectual workhorses that we are had trouble grasping the concept of the CAC value in relation to the ever-shifting variable of sales expenses and revenue streams. Our resident coding genius, Adam, who was enshrined as “The Bovine One” earlier today, conceived a grand model encompassing the pride of our valiant team in all of its splendor which was intended to display in excruciating detail the calculations which we desired. After many hours of strife and agony, The Bovine One was finally able to derive a formula that isolated the length at which one salesperson was able to finally begin their journey and create revenue. Arjun has left today to pursue his dream of taking the AP Lit exam, but lacking 21.7% of our capacity did not stop the team from being able to crunch elite figures and continue our eternal quest for knowledge. The home stretch of our journey is in sight, as our intellect grows exponentially every day. The day after today, we shall construct graphs and more detailed visual figures to increase our perception of the subject matter. Until next time.

Day 5: Company Progressions with Variables

Over the expanse of this splendiferous day on God’s green Earth, we have embarked on a splendid expedition towards creating and modeling a very elite, multi-variable sequence that would give us the opportunity to hastily access multiple different data points with the click of a button. Throughout the modeling process, we have used a coalescence of informed and arbitrary constants in order to produce multiple scientific figures. We utilized Mr. Self’s explanation and instruction surrounding customer acquisition costs to give us erudite perspicaciousness into our eternal struggle for knowledge, as his superior intellect is beyond our own. Despite lacking 21.7% of our intellectual capacity, we managed to voyage onwards, where we will continue to pursue the most adequate financial models and figures we can create. Until next time (cow).

*photo creds to Janay

Day 2: Success.

Today was a great achievement for the Vector Textiles – Fundraising Modeling team. After hours of strenuous work, we derived a master formula to calculate important figures in our financial journey. Many failed attempts bonded us together further as a team as we descended into a deep state of misery trying to create calculations. We left for lunch in order to recuperate our thoughts, and upon returning, we struck gold. The equation was difficult to derive and exhausted our energy, but we made it to the end. At the end of the day, we ended up setting tomorrows goals of expanding the uses of our formula by making graphs and models and also making out equation more complicated. Cow.