The infinitely illustrious crew has once again struck metaphorical diamond ore but we didn’t have an iron pick for its collection. The cadre of intellectual workhorses that we are had trouble grasping the concept of the CAC value in relation to the ever-shifting variable of sales expenses and revenue streams. Our resident coding genius, Adam, who was enshrined as “The Bovine One” earlier today, conceived a grand model encompassing the pride of our valiant team in all of its splendor which was intended to display in excruciating detail the calculations which we desired. After many hours of strife and agony, The Bovine One was finally able to derive a formula that isolated the length at which one salesperson was able to finally begin their journey and create revenue. Arjun has left today to pursue his dream of taking the AP Lit exam, but lacking 21.7% of our capacity did not stop the team from being able to crunch elite figures and continue our eternal quest for knowledge. The home stretch of our journey is in sight, as our intellect grows exponentially every day. The day after today, we shall construct graphs and more detailed visual figures to increase our perception of the subject matter. Until next time.
