Over the expanse of this splendiferous day on God’s green Earth, we have embarked on a splendid expedition towards creating and modeling a very elite, multi-variable sequence that would give us the opportunity to hastily access multiple different data points with the click of a button. Throughout the modeling process, we have used a coalescence of informed and arbitrary constants in order to produce multiple scientific figures. We utilized Mr. Self’s explanation and instruction surrounding customer acquisition costs to give us erudite perspicaciousness into our eternal struggle for knowledge, as his superior intellect is beyond our own. Despite lacking 21.7% of our intellectual capacity, we managed to voyage onwards, where we will continue to pursue the most adequate financial models and figures we can create. Until next time (cow).
